Product Review: “Calzone” from Falls Road Carry Out

I do have an affinity for cautionary tales. Here you go:

We spare no expense when ordering lunch for client meetings. Naturally, we want to make sure everyone is 1) culinarily satisfied 2) feeling ill after the lunch.

I decided to try the “Calzone”

A round aluminum takeout dish just arrived. Black olives and mushrooms and a swimming pool’s worth of mozarella atop, wait, is there a crust?

“Selected Italian meats”

tomato sauce out the wazoo and uncooked dough.

Yum. Yum. Yum!

One Response to “ Product Review: “Calzone” from Falls Road Carry Out ”

  1. damien says:

    Humm, I didn’t know calzones contained aluminum.

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